19 Oct 2011

"Breakfast Bap Deal"

He put 'good cook' on his dating profile. The truth was he could fry bacon and butter bread. He put 'strong build' of his profile. The truth was Larry was a grotesquely fleshy man whose loathsome stomach rolls hung over his second-hand jeans like meat being packed into plastic packages. Larry sought a 'non-smoker' all the while pulling the cigarette from his stained lips and inhaling with a sigh of exasperation and satisfaction. He scratched his flaking neck like a stray dog.

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